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[脑残话剧]伪WOW英语短剧

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发表于 2008-3-26 21:53:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p>啊.....这是我自己写的英语话剧...我大一的英语似乎要重修了........鸟语太没爱了...</p><p>                                                                      ——光坂高校[伪]话剧社社长[大伪] 语</p><p>[A,B,C三个人站在一起]<br/>旁白:This is a game of World of Warcraft.<br/>Aook!There is a Alliance’guy over there! For the glory of Horde.<br/>[A用右手的剑敲一下左手的盾]<br/>[D进场]<br/>B:I will prepare for my magic,Arthur,you must strike him secretly! For our great Lord!<br/>C:[指着D]He looks so strong! A Paladin of level 70.<br/>A:Show you my sword! Baby Alliance!<br/>B:Fire bolt!<br/>[D举起手冲过来]<br/>D:Holy shield,may Holy Light with me!<br/>A:Ouch![D的锤子打到A身上,A倒下]<br/>旁白:System message,you were dead,your soul will be set free after 6min.<br/>[A退场]<br/>B:[转头向C]Carter,Relive Arthur as quickly as possible!<br/>C:This magic are still recharging.<br/>B:Oh,my God…<br/>[D攻击B,B倒下]<br/>旁白: System message,you were dead,your soul will be set free after 6min.<br/>C:Go to die,back to grave,you are our eternal foes,Alliance!<br/>[C攻击D,D扛着,之后D后退]<br/>D:Holy Light! Set free your dirty soul forever!<br/>[C倒下]<br/>旁白: System message,you were dead,your soul will be set free after 6min.<br/>[众人退场]<br/>[A,B,C重上]<br/>旁白:Athur,Bunny and Carter get together in the real world.<br/>B:I know that gamer of Paladin.So,I think we can…<br/>Aet’s go to show him the battle of truth!<br/>C:Athur,why not go to tell Front this case?<br/>A:Good ideas.<br/>[F入场]<br/>C:Good day Front.<br/>F:Carter,the day may good,but I don’t think it’s the same as you.<br/>A:Front,can you give us a hand?<br/>F:What’s up?<br/>A:A fool killed us in the WOW.So I think you can teach him what is the war of warcraft.<br/>F:All right. It’s a piece of cake.I will help you.<br/>[众人退场,ABCF重上]<br/>[D迎面走来]<br/>Bell,can you remember what you did yesterday?<br/>Disten to me,Bunny…It’s only a game.you don’t need to care it.<br/>C:But I don’t think so.<br/>A:Slayer Dell,I want to introduce a friend to you,Front.<br/>D:What…What are you going to do?!<br/>A:Only a lesson…my dear boy.<br/>[D蹲下来被打,之后ABCF退场]<br/>旁白:The story goes on.<br/>[D站起来,退场,再进来]<br/>旁白: This is a game of World of Warcraft.<br/>D:There are some gamer of Horde.Take your weapon,my brothers.Horde’s are our enemy.<br/>D:In this virtual world,I am the lord of the world.<br/>旁白:This story ends,but actually doesn’t end.Everyone is sorrowfull in the world,however,he doesn’t notice.</p>
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-27 07:18:00 | 显示全部楼层
<p>改了多处语法错误和错别字</p><p>S:某p,汝发水帖了[笑]</p>
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发表于 2008-3-27 19:46:00 | 显示全部楼层
<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>幽煌冥月</i>在2008-3-26 21:53:00的发言:</b><br/><p>...我大一的英语似乎要重修了........鸟语太没爱了...</p></div><p>+1</p><p>……好吧,我承认我只看懂了这句。</p>
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发表于 2008-3-26 22:57:00 | 显示全部楼层
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A:Ouch![D的锤子<strong>达</strong>到A身上,A倒下]
</p><p>……<br/></p>
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发表于 2008-3-27 22:45:00 | 显示全部楼层
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我大一的英语似乎要重修了........鸟语太没爱了...
</p><p>我想我大部分看懂了,除了最后部分很多没学的词</p><p>
PS:某p,汝发水帖了[笑]
</p><p>我全文一个英语错误没看出,唯看到那个字,我无语……-__|||||||||</p><p></p>
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发表于 2009-2-20 20:24:00 | 显示全部楼层
<p>sf水得很有技巧啊。。。</p>
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发表于 2009-2-24 00:37:00 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这个创意不错啊,运用WOW的背景,不过老师能接受么?
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发表于 2009-2-26 17:59:00 | 显示全部楼层
....................................好吧 我水了、。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2009-5-14 23:06:00 | 显示全部楼层
好本!
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